My sister and I play a little game. One of us will text the other a couple of lines from a song and the other will respond with the following lines. This morning my sister texted a few lines from the Muppet Show Theme, which of course got the song in my head. I started thinking of the two curmudgeon characters who are named Statler and Waldorf who chant “why do we always come here, I guess we’ll never know, it’s like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.” But this

This is not an April Fool’s blog despite it being 4/1. I don’t have the current talent/focus to write a good April Fool’s blog. A good...